Verbal Doodle – “Group relaxation will be cancelled for the duration of the academic year”

Group relaxation will be cancelled for the duration of the academic year. Please refrain from congregating in groups of two or more for recreational purposes. Violators will be flogged. Likewise, group discussion has been put on hold. Please conduct all communication through the approved digital communication services, to ensure that a minimal amount of participants will become involved. Violators will be flogged. Group meals are hereby suspended, due to becoming an inefficient use of time, due to the aforementioned group discussion that regularly occurs. Meals are to be consumed within designated cubicles. Violators will have their meal rights revoked. And then be flogged.