Okay, so I was working today with two female coworkers. We were talking and I mentioned that when I was really small I would go for a ride with one of my uncles. We said we were going "Kwoozin' for 'tiks" (Translation, "Cruisin' for chicks"). One of my coworkers mentioned something about me looking for the kind of woman that sucks blood, playing off the idea that we went cruising for the insect type of 'tick'. To this I replied, "But I thought all women were blood suckers".
Ohhh, BURN! Stike one up for men everywhere!
-Cril
She had a dream about the king of Sweden
He gave her things that she was needin'
He gave her a home built of gold and steel
A diamond car with platinum wheels
Blues Brothers - Minnie the Moocher
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